Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...