Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!