More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...