Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...