“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Pantsy Golfer
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Why don’t witches wear panties?
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Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Perfect Day
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Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
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Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...