Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...