What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...