trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...