Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...