Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Have incredible dogs
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Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Marriage studies findings
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Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!