A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...