Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...