yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Thankful he’s drunk
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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...