A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o