Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...