School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...