Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...