How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.