Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...