Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
New submarine Ensign
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Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Prison Versus Housewives
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worm’s favorite band
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