Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...