Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...