Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...