Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...