Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...