Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...