Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
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Insult Collection #15
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