Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Bull free in Tokoyo
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Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Converting to metric
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