No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Giving Cats Pills
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New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...