Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...