Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.