Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...