A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO “DELICATE” OPERATIONSA few years ago, I...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...