Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...