Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...