Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...