The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...