Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Psychological Christmas Songs
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Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...