Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...