Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!