Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...