A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...