Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.