Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...