Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The beloved old man.
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Never say it at work
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There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
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The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....