There is a monkey in the bar
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
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A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Dear Abby
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A small analogy
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How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
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Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Elephant jokes 02
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Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...