Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...