Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...