Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...