yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...